College Education + Perverted Minds =

Me: don't you think it's ironic that the most trusted condom is the "trojan" condom
Jenn: lol
Me: when in fact the trojans were outsmarted
Me: right?
Jenn: well, they were outsmarted, that's true, but their border was still the strongest
Jenn: they got in a con, not b/c they broke the barrier
Me: i guess that's the allusion they are going for
Jenn: i guess
Me: if i ever get pregnant using a trojan condom, imma call my baby "the trojan horse" while it's still in my tummy
Me: get it? 'cause the baby would have conned its way past the boarders?
Jenn: lol
Jenn: i got it
Me: then my tummy will explode with a baby
Jenn: before you explained it
Me: just like the horse
Jenn: hahahahaha
Jenn: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: well the horse didn't explode with a baby
Me: people came out of it
Me: but still, the effect is there
Jenn: yeah
Me: We = Dorks.
Jenn: Yeah